Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere.

Hello hello my name's Emily or Emalee whichever one you want to call me. I'm eighteen years old and I live in Ohio, I can't sing, and my favourite movie is Finding Nemo. I bite my nails and have sloppy handwriting and I literally love acoustic songs. I like bizarre, different things, long car rides, knowing weird and random facts and useless information, and night time and I like weird words that most people don't use everyday. I also am obsessed with BRMC and The Format and I do like praying mantises I think they're so cute. I love being in new places and pretty much being lost. Also I like to be cold and I really like animals and going to the dentist. I'm a night person but also I'm scared of the dark. I'm obsessed with the sky. I'm very weird and I enjoy weird things and sounds and feelings and to be honest I'm probably the most boring emotional wreck you'll ever meet. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to sugar free Red Bull. I enjoy tattoos and piercings and scars and teeth and idk like tell me your stories and stuff. I like to hear about other people usually and I'll probably be okay with listening to your problems but I might not know what to say so idk sorry don't think I'm being rude. I have a weird sense of humor so I'll probably freak you out a lot if we talk and I like things that make like no sense at all. I like long messages and I usually type a lot and this is getting long so I'll have links on the other side if you want to read my four mile long about me/thingy. Have a wonderful day goodbye! <3

thereasonforthewordbitch:

lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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Lolllllllll

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khrispkream:

boy we weak as hell in america

khrispkream:

boy we weak as hell in america

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lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

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stunningpicture:

I’ve seen a lot of interesting things wash up on shore but this takes the cake.

stunningpicture:

I’ve seen a lot of interesting things wash up on shore but this takes the cake.

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theragingriver:

williamshatnerds:

foreverfollowingthesun:

breathe-here:

kiefeon:

lung-capacity:

insta-gramcracker:

futuristic-viking:

fuckeveryonebuymeavw:

epicallyfunny:

Grab a tea infuser from this list at atmost20.com/TeaInfusers

I love these

Someone get me the shark. ;_;

I want the ducky one

get yourself the shark

my roommates gf has the duck

These are so cute

the t-rex one doesnt work, its shit

yeah these are all cute but I bet you $53 that they’re all shit. look at how big the holes are in most of them. you’d get nasty floaty things in your tea.

They’re all so great!

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tastefullyoffensive:

[bearybearington]

tastefullyoffensive:

[bearybearington]

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goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

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joshpeck:

hey michelle what’s up, how’s barack?

joshpeck:

hey michelle what’s up, how’s barack?

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adulthoodisokay:

adulthoodisokay:

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codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

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