Hello hello my name’s Emily or Emalee whichever one you want to call me. I’m eighteen years old and I live in Ohio, I can’t sing, and my favourite movie is Finding Nemo. I bite my nails and have sloppy handwriting and I literally love acoustic songs. I like bizarre, different things, long car rides, knowing weird and random facts and useless information, and night time and I like weird words that most people don’t use everyday. I also am obsessed with BRMC and The Format and I do like praying mantises I think they’re so cute. I love being in new places and pretty much being lost. Also I like to be cold and I really like animals and going to the dentist. I’m a night person but also I’m scared of the dark. I’m obsessed with the sky. I’m very weird and I enjoy weird things and sounds and feelings and to be honest I’m probably the most boring emotional wreck you’ll ever meet. I’m pretty sure I’m addicted to sugar free Red Bull. I enjoy tattoos and piercings and scars and teeth and idk like tell me your stories and stuff. I like to hear about other people usually and I’ll probably be okay with listening to your problems but I might not know what to say so idk sorry don’t think I’m being rude. I have a weird sense of humor so I’ll probably freak you out a lot if we talk and I like things that make like no sense at all. I like long messages and I usually type a lot and this is getting long so I’ll have links on the other side if you want to read my four mile long about me/thingy. Have a wonderful day goodbye!Tumblr (3.0; @emaleekate)http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/52972662205/did-you-get-a-hair-cut-no-i-got-them-all" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>“did you get a hair cut?”</span></p> <p>“no, i got them all cut.”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3f8e9db94be9cb08e64af0c07a567f91/tumblr_inline_mj5dipppzk1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347447748http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347447748Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:51:11 -0400<p><a href="http://deathbycas.tumblr.com/post/53301425919/leodragonvaldez-fartgallery" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">deathbycas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leodragonvaldez.tumblr.com/post/53299932109/fartgallery-knight-of-stars-fartgallery" target="_blank">leodragonvaldez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/53227238461/knight-of-stars-fartgallery-wow-i-cant" target="_blank">fartgallery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knight-of-stars.tumblr.com/post/53227011738/fartgallery-wow-i-cant-believe-that-mom" target="_blank">knight-of-stars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/53226678473/wow-i-cant-believe-that-mom-actually-stands-for" target="_blank">fartgallery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wow i cant believe that mom actually stands for “mother of me”. what a crazy world</p> </blockquote> <p>then explain mum</p> </blockquote> <p>mother uf me</p> </blockquote> <p>what does dad stand for then</p> </blockquote> <p>dother af de</p></blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347428297http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347428297Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:50:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/338256d5df5e1452e7ca17e707c46fdc/tumblr_ml25d0WGQO1qha05no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347415307http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347415307Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:50:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5d5fc446d676276eb997f651537ae4d/tumblr_mnsuq1XzlZ1qbjrw4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c78476820d3567dcdeb1a8d6646f98b/tumblr_mnsuq1XzlZ1qbjrw4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/096d1f8684c41bf28747055334843f75/tumblr_mnsuq1XzlZ1qbjrw4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e31eec33c4c8a8e2b590fa37a7e4dabf/tumblr_mnsuq1XzlZ1qbjrw4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347404306http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347404306Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:49:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/156c0aa5a1d45c533482e731aa8e34a6/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1810c518a076c26b6397ffaa4f654cb1/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e09d0fbab40ef21fdf3d381f7079a92/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4ee55b35c3ab0616254ee6bbf720b2f/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11fdbeb17092ac9dc69403f557195263/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/108d41608403de63d8499a3723f43184/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e107d623db61a727819ac744a7b5efd0/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07caef4269ece1b12971a0017136a127/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo5_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ac85cc10342ec5b5c6014639b499789/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo8_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec79da637b04513d6fdf9f89bd23089b/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/53294743994/hamster-butts-via" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Hamster Butts</strong> [<a href="http://imgur.com/a/SGgPA" target="_blank">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347347294http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347347294Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:48:04 -0400Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans <br /> Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts <br /> Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube<br /> <br /> http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347302118http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347302118Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:46:34 -0400<p><a href="http://therealhamster.tumblr.com/post/53345353196/i-just-sneezed-4-times-in-a-row-coincidence-well" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">therealhamster</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i just sneezed 4 times in a row. coincidence? well probably because i can’t imagine what 4 sneezes in a row would mean otherwise</p></blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347292320http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347292320Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:46:17 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foodchewer.tumblr.com/post/52897317889/dont-talk-to-me-unless-you-are-a-dog-wearing" target="_blank">foodchewer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dont talk to me unless you are a dog wearing sunglasses </p> </blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347278245http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347278245Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:45:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/52943493594/australiansanta-australiansanta-what-type-of" target="_blank">meladoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://australiansanta.tumblr.com/post/50415678563/australiansanta-what-type-of-rock-is-a-really" target="_blank">australiansanta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://australiansanta.tumblr.com/post/50415645755/what-type-of-rock-is-a-really-good-friend" target="_blank">australiansanta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what type of rock is a really good friend</p> </blockquote> <p>an o<strong><em>pal</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke</p> </blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347259658http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347259658Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:45:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6db7f8c841bb6d28fbb6be2ce5ee22f4/tumblr_mokrhwGaT11qzjg61o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347176107http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347176107Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:42:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fffcuk.tumblr.com/post/14488171854/why-are-girls-like-oh-its-december-i-need-a" target="_blank">fffcuk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people</p> </blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347165244http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347165244Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:42:13 -0400<p><a href="http://osamah.tumblr.com/post/53344859870/ven0moth-simon-says-send-nudes-someone-report" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">osamah</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ven0moth.tumblr.com/post/53343830024" target="_blank">ven0moth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>simon says send nudes</p> </blockquote> <p>someone report simon to the police</p></blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347159789http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347159789Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:42:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mck8wvm7TZ1r8bp00o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347151691http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347151691Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:41:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40b7ae25e659749808c69725dc14fe7c/tumblr_mhf3m683NE1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347138579http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347138579Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:41:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cpd5DKrb1qz4dqwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347114716http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347114716Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:40:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab2aa9cb8d18d1fd80fcca065e5ab5fc/tumblr_mokeneqXoi1qzm90xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swagjustice.tumblr.com/post/53291004272/pulitzerprincess-looks-like-some-of-yall-will" target="_blank">swagjustice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pulitzerprincess.tumblr.com/post/53240774310/looks-like-some-of-yall-will-have-a-little" target="_blank">pulitzerprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year </p> </blockquote> <div class="post_tags"> <div class="post_tags_inner"><a class="post_tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/why-blaze-it-when-you-can-praise-it" target="_blank">#why blaze it when you can praise it</a></div> </div> </blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347084660http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347084660Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:39:38 -0400<p><a href="http://therealhamster.tumblr.com/post/53345936648/does-walking-to-the-kitchen-count-as-exercise" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">therealhamster</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>does walking to the kitchen count as exercise </p></blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347073644http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53347073644Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:39:17 -0400teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.<br /> me: <br /> teacher:<br /> me:<br /> teacher:<br /> me: tastybitch69@hotmail.comhttp://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53346977349http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53346977349Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:36:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yv1wg9av1qegy8do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53346953471http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53346953471Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:35:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nickelode0n.tumblr.com/post/43560132964/baby-i-dont-care-about-your-stomach-or-your" target="_blank">nickelode0n</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>baby, i don’t care about your stomach</p> <p>or your legs</p> <p>or how big your boobs are</p> <p>i don’t care about you at all</p> <p>leave me alone</p> </blockquote>http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53346922719http://emaleekate.tumblr.com/post/53346922719Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:34:36 -0400